Anyway,
to cut a long story short, the rival gangs met half way down the hill,
had a bit of slap and tickle and formed a rock band, a rock band that
would bring all other bands to the ground, a band that would rise up,
and one day be KING. Sassy Malone was formed. The band consisted of many
people - Conrad STD, Gleeeeeeen Callaghan, Luther Ivan Adams, Gay Crowther
and Elliott Briggerners. Gay and Briggerners both left the group early
on, because the didn't agree with the fascist speed punk core style of
the band. However, this was just an evil trick to get them to leave,
because STD, Gleeeeeeen and Luther were too scared to kick them out.
Sassy Malone joined up with local “Funk” legend Willy Wacker
Gardner, who really brought the band to life with his superb style of
drumming. (He could actually play drums and make it sound like he’d
never had a lesson in his life!). With Willy in the group the band played
a few gigs, then Conrad STD left to pursue his solo career as a lap dancer.
Sassy Malone changed their name to Pension scheme and
played pretty damn well. Then Little Willy left after the glass throwing
incident. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the world of Pension
scheme RIP...
Halal Beat has risen from its ashes - but Luther SceneCunt Ivan Adams is naturally a solo boy, so this site is really just an opportunity for him, and he alone, to shine
Halal Beat has risen from its ashes - but Luther SceneCunt Ivan Adams is naturally a solo boy, so this site is really just an opportunity for him, and he alone, to shine
Then will you
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